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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves materialized having a seat at a table in an Athens house.
A space invader was distinguished in Homer Historic District after midnight burying a cadaver by a big boulder.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun was perceived enjoying the scenery at King Lake Dam late at night. This individual ghost has been noticed over and over again in this area. In any event, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan cow has frequently been made out dragging a body from the freezing water of Allen Creek on a dark night.
A giant deer is regularly noticed looking at folks in an Athens home through a window.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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