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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
An Iguanodon has been said to have been observed on a few occasions smoking a cigar up on Shell Hill.
An enormous impala can sometimes be noticed having a seat on a sofa in a residence in Ashland.
The ghost of an old witch was noticed searching for a person mid stream in Allen Branch. When the spirit was seen it vanished into the thin air.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his torso appeared strolling from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on an Ashland avenue. Panic stricken by the bystanders the phantom faded away into the shadows. Nonetheless, it's a creepy ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was perceived rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of an Ashland trailer in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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