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These are some lies we made up about Arcadia.
A big menacing ghost may once in a while be made out showing up in a restroom mirror. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is creepy; one that you do not want to come across around midnight.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has regularly been distinguished very late at night running after a passing pickup on a gloomy highway outside Arcadia.
The phantom of a strapped up man is regularly observed in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver spotting the spirit in her rear view mirror at night. A local person argues that this ghost may perhaps be a recognized former time dweller of Arcadia.
A massive bison is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of instances staring at the sight from the top of Mossy Hill before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood may repeatedly be witnessed at Baker Creek late at night tossing bricks into the stream.
Johann Sebastian Bach has once in a while been perceived
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heaving bricks into Lake Foursome at the stroke of midnight.
A very large otter is once in a while observed trimming bushes in the yard of a home in Arcadia.
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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