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These are some lies we made up about Angola.
An alien from planet Mars materialized on the peak of Tunica Hills after midnight studying the vista.
A space alien from deep space was observed at night hovering over the Tunica Hills.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen strolling along a wild highway in the vicinity of Angola.
A man with a large hole through his torso has frequently been observed smoking a pipe beside the water at Point Breeze.
A gargantuan leopard is frequently perceived by Tunica Bend reading a newspaper.
A gentleman having the head of a devil has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances in Fort Adams Bar in the early morning hours before sunrise holding a human skull.
A massive ferret may be witnessed repeatedly in Three Rivers State Wildlife Management Area very late at night pulling a cadaver across the dirt.
A semi decayed human cadaver has sometimes been witnessed in the center of Baker Creek gazing.
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Ness Monster is sometimes witnessed by Boardmans Lake attempting to seize something.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system can once in a while be noticed pondering at Woodstock Hunting Club Lake Dam late at night.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has often been observed becoming visible in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Angola
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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