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A giant bison has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions having a seat at the dining table in an Amite trailer redistributing orbs around.
An alien vacationer from another solar system was seen pacing through a home in Amite.
A space man from deep space came into view traveling on a mare beside a road near Amite.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head came into view at a public phone in Amite talking on the telephone. The ghost was ingested by the night after being perceived.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag tied around her head was witnessed shouting at the onlooker to be off by the side of a secluded road outside Amite at night. Being frightened by the onlookers the phantom withdrew into the darkness.
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Ghost Sightings From Amite
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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