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These are some lies we made up about Amite.
The spirit of a guy clothed as a janitor was spotted by Back Swamp appearing chilling. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the watcher. Locals here allege that this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated days gone by dweller of Amite. No matter what, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space man from Pluto was perceived struggling out of a storm drain on an Amite residential street after midnight.
A space man from another solar system has often been noticed throwing chunks of concrete into Stump Lake at midnight.
A very large aardvark is frequently perceived enjoying the surroundings at Whispering Pines Dam at midnight.
A female with a somewhat see-through body may regularly be seen in Independence Historic District late at night annihilating a picture. A man who lives here asserts that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone Amite local. Whatever folks express, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be steered
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clear of.
A space alien has every now and then been seen in Aaron Branch looking for a photo.
An extremely large antelope is every now and then witnessed snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Amite.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship has supposedly been spotted on several occasions in an Amite
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secondary school late in the night pacing the halls.
A space man from Mars may every now and then be distinguished in a mirror in an Amite home; the phantom was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
A space alien from another world has repeatedly been witnessed in Fairview-Riverside State Park at the park headquarters hauling a human headbone.
An enormous frog is regularly witnessed in a mobile home in the vicinity of Amite.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police outfit may frequently be observed outside the entrance to Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve staring.
A sizeable chilling monster can be spotted very frequently looking for a map by a parked Honda in an Amite parking lot late at night.
A space invader has once in a while been spotted in an Amite area supermarket, walking the aisles.
The phantom of an old gentleman with a big white beard is every so often distinguished pondering late at night on a sidewalk in Amite. Nonetheless, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is
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preferably not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Amite
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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