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These are some lies we made up about Alexandria.
A colossal fish may be observed frequently performing a song on a guitar in an Alexandria apartment.
A space invader has occasionally been distinguished in Bringhurst Field before sunrise dragging a dead body across the ground.
A big menacing ogre is known to have been perceived on several instances smoking a pipe in the center of Dry Bayou.
A giant okapi may from time to time be seen speaking into the air down near the water's edge at Lake Buhlow.
The ghost of an airplane pilot has frequently been spotted looking down into the water at Texas Point before sunrise. It's been claimed that this exact ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Alexandria some time ago.
An alien voyager from another world is frequently distinguished in an Alexandria highschool at the stroke of midnight staggering the hallways.
The bloodcurdling spirit of a Barbarian is known to have been observed on one or two occasions trying to dump
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a cadaver in Bench Slough in the early morning hours before sunrise. Either way, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person would not want to run into.
A menacing skeleton can be seen often in a home in the vicinity of Alexandria.
A gigantic cheetah has once in a while been made out at Beaver Lake Dam after midnight trying to grip
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something.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire is every now and then observed trying to locate a shoe under a parked Dodge in an Alexandria parking lot at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A colossal oryx has purportedly been made out on a small number of instances in an Alexandria area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
An Iguanodon may once in a while be made out calling out names at night on a park bench in Alexandria.
An alien from Saturn was spotted in Chicot State Park at the park headquarters looking bloodcurdling.
The ghost of a pregnant female emerged seated at a table in an Alexandria home looking crossly at the witness. The ghost talked about avenging a killing. If you listen to the residents, this ghost loves terrifying foolish people who are bold enough to interrupt the peace in Alexandria. Whatever people utter, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that should be left alone.
The spirit of a young gentleman
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having on a rain coat was seen wandering through an apartment in Alexandria. The eye witness got freaked out and ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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