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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
An alien from the cosmos can often be made out in Boggy Baygall in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to hide a corpse.
Aladdin can be spotted over and over again standing by a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Albany.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been observed staring at the water by Lobell Farms Dam before sunrise.
A massive ram is every so often seen traveling on a Harley on a murky highway near Albany.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions going wild by Big Branch.
A space alien from outer space may now and then be spotted in an Albany apartment.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen mounding pieces of wood outside Fairview-Riverside State Park.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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