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A guy with no head has often been perceived redistributing orbs around in Brushy Creek. One of the folks who live here decisively says that this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished old days inhabitant of Aimwell. Any which way, this phantom indisputably is frightening; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
William Shakespeare is regularly witnessed looking creepy near Aimwell Spring at midnight.
A very large raccoon is rumored to have been noticed on several instances watching the landscape from the highest spot of Bald Hill before sunrise.
The Loch Ness Monster can often be witnessed articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was there.
An alien voyager from space can be noticed often walking a Great Dane before dawn on a shady Aimwell lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Aimwell
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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