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These are some lies we made up about Addis.
A giant panda may be distinguished very frequently at midnight looking at Missouri Bend.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes been spotted at a public phone in Addis making a telephone call.
A colossal impala is rumored to have been spotted on a few instances at Duncan Point in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has frequently been observed before dawn creeping out of Bull Bay drenched in slime.
A space man from planet Mars has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions flickering a lamp next to a desolate road close to Addis on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Addis
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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