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These are some lies we made up about Acme.
A woman with her head and both arms chopped off is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances in Red River State Wildlife Management Area at night hiding a body by a big rock.
An army uniform striding about without a body in it can be perceived over and over again talking into the night by Bee Brake.
The ghost of a terribly scorched woman has every now and then been seen drifting along on Bayou de la Baie Sec in the early morning hours.
A space invader from planet Mercury is occasionally distinguished looking for a person in a motor boat on Lac a Madame Lee.
The ghost of a man with a cross carved into his foot is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions after midnight examining Grande Coulee in detail. If you listen to what the people who live here allege, this ghost loves scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Acme. One thing is for certain, this is an unpleasant phantom that you don't want to meet very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Acme
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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