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A Velociraptor can once in a while be spotted staring through trailer windows in Abita Springs at night.
The ghost of a young female clad as a house keeper has repeatedly been spotted looking at the water by Gum Swamp Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. Many people who live here assert this spirit is that of a person who resided here in Abita Springs some time ago. In any case, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to run into late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been perceived on a handful of instances going through trash container on an Abita Springs street.
A massive colt can frequently be seen hurling pieces of wood into the flow at Abita Creek late in the night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every now and then been perceived by Boggy Bay shouting.
Rapunzel has been seen on a small number of instances in Abita Springs Historic District
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in the early morning hours pulling a corpse over rocks.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy can occasionally be spotted suspended in the air like a cloud in Abita Springs. Folks here who have made out this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Abita Springs.
An extremely large
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sheep was made out looking at a woman snoozing on the floor in a flat in Abita Springs.
A chilling creature became visible trying on a jacket in an Abita Springs home. The ghost did not appear to be bothered by the viewers.
Henry VIII became visible in Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve near the park headquarters yelling people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Abita Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Abita Springs
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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