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These are some lies we made up about Abbeville.
An enormous newt is every so often made out late at night examining Youngs North Coulee in detail.
The phantom of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper has supposedly been spotted on a few instances hauling a corpse over the grass in Abbeville Commercial Historic District very late at night.
An ET from another solar system may sometimes be perceived gazing underneath a lamppost in Abbeville.
A colossal cat was seen in Big Woods on a dark night screaming at a log.
A Stegosaurus emerged pacing from flat to flat before sunrise on an Abbeville lane.
The ghost of a homeless guy was seen before dawn floating along on Coulee Galleque. Alarmed by the eye witnesses the ghost withdrew into the darkness.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy showed up taking a rest at the dining table in an Abbeville apartment. When spotted the ghost came close to the viewer who then fled.
A space alien was spotted gazing at folks in an Abbeville
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trailer through a door crack.
The ghost of a coal-miner has frequently been noticed facing the eye witness in Cypremort Point State Park outside the park headquarters.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often distinguished spitting at passing cars by a dark road near Abbeville.
An extraterrestrial traveler
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from outer space has supposedly been observed on numerous instances mailing a package at an Abbeville post office.
A space alien from planet Saturn may regularly be perceived conversing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
A space man from another galaxy can be witnessed time and again walking a Sheepdog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Abbeville residential road.
An alien has every so often been made out peeking through house windows in Abbeville late in the night.
An alien voyager from deep space is occasionally witnessed browsing through garbage cans on an Abbeville residential road.
A gigantic impala has been noticed on a small number of instances on an Abbeville road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another world may from time to time be spotted staring at a woman snoozing in a bed in a flat in Abbeville.
A space man has repeatedly been made out in an autopart store in the Abbeville vicinity.
A colossal
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cow is regularly observed trying on a hat in an Abbeville home.
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Ghost Sightings From Abbeville
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Ghost Sightings From Abbeville
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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