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An enormous ground hog has regularly been perceived in the center of Beaver Fork appearing creepy.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is often distinguished looking at the surroundings at Beaver Fork Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A Plateosaurus has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances in a raft on Beaver Fork Lake yelling at the onlooker to stay away.
A youthful girl having on a bloody wedding dress can be observed time and again at Picnic Point after midnight gazing down into the water.
A woman with a sea-green face has sometimes been witnessed hollowing out a gap up on the apex of Blaney Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Wooster
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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