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These are some lies we made up about Wilburn.
A lady ablaze, gripping a fuel tank has once in a while been distinguished on the peak of Bald Hill before sunrise surveying the vista.
An alien from another solar system is from time to time distinguished downing water from Sulphur Spring at midnight.
A huge elk is known to have been perceived on many instances reading a pamphlet by Andrews Bend.
An extraterrestrial can occasionally be witnessed drifting along Abrams Branch at night.
A medusa was perceived before sunrise checking out Ball Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Wilburn
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Ghost Sightings From Wilburn
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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