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A space alien from another galaxy has regularly been observed by Bat House Branch going wild.
A very large cat is often noticed burrowing a nook in Buffalo River State Wildlife Management Area late in the night.
The ghost of a zinc-miner has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances looking at the vista from the summit of Boat Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with a fairly translucent body can repeatedly be observed destroying a box in Cave Spring Hollow in the early morning hours. Many local residents say this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Western Grove in the past.
A colossal panther may be seen time and again at the stroke of midnight looking at Cane Bluff.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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