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These are some lies we made up about Washington.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer was noticed in Hope State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours burying a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A massive zebra has regularly been witnessed at H and P Lake Dam after midnight rearranging orbs around.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot is repeatedly observed in a plastic boat on H and P Lake calling names. A lot of residents claim this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Washington some decades ago.
An martian tourist from another solar system has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances seated in a chair in a mobile home right next door to Washington.
An ET from another planet can regularly be observed tossing stones into the stream at Caney Creek in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Washington
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Other untruthful towns near Washington, Arkansas:
Hope, Arkansas, 7 miles away
Ozan, Arkansas, 9 miles away
Mc Caskill, Arkansas, 10 miles away
Fulton, Arkansas, 12 miles away
Blevins, Arkansas, 13 miles away
Saratoga, Arkansas, 15 miles away
Nashville, Arkansas, 17 miles away
Murfreesboro, Arkansas, 18 miles away
Dierks, Arkansas, 18 miles away
Mineral Springs, Arkansas, 19 miles away
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Ghost Sightings From Washington
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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