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These are some lies we made up about Van Buren.
The ghost of a youthful lady having on a blood-splattered dress may repeatedly be made out floating in the air like a cloud in Van Buren.
The ghost of an 8 foot tall enormous person can be made out very frequently looking at a guy slumbering on a futon in a residence in Van Buren. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Van Buren a long time ago.
The spirit of a teenage girl has sometimes been spotted viewing the panorama from the top of Wildcat Mountain very late at night. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that is better not disturbed.
A medusa is sometimes made out in a clothing store in the Van Buren neighborhood.
A shape with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes has allegedly been observed on many occasions by Beverly Hills Lake Dam around midnight staring at the water.
A woman having a sword in her head may occasionally be seen at Dripping Spring late at night sipping blood from a
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glass. Loads of local residents assert this ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who are courageous enough to disturb the peace in Van Buren.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has repeatedly been spotted ascending out of a manhole on a Van Buren road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Saturn
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is often noticed poking around in mailboxes late at night in Van Buren.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been said to have been distinguished on several instances tossing boulders into the flowing water at Cedar Creek on a dark night.
The phantom of a youthful Indian warrior can often be perceived down at the water at Bailey Hill Reservoir reading a newsletter. Locals who have seen this ghost assert this ghost loves startling unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Van Buren. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a chilling phantom that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge bear can be witnessed very often clutching a cranium in Andrews Field at midnight.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe has every now and then been distinguished playing a tune on an accordion in a Van Buren trailer. Residents say that this spirit could be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Van Buren a long time ago.
The chilling phantom of a Hun
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is from time to time seen staring in Devil's Den State Park by the ranger station. Whatever people say, this spirit sure is scary; one that any sane person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Van Buren
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Ghost Sightings From Van Buren
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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