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The ghost of an aged cleaning lady was observed in Davidson Hollow at the stroke of midnight howling at the observer to be off. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived often in the neighborhood.
A black as coal bat that turned into a female has often been distinguished hurling chunks of concrete at Baxter Spring very late at night. In any case, this ghost sure is frightening; one that should be steered clear of.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly distinguished scraping out an outlet beside a menacing high tree in Deer Lick Woods.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions on the peak of Caldwell Mountain on a dark night observing the scenery.
The phantom of a dispossessed gentleman may often be witnessed dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Baker Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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