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The spirit of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform has often been witnessed throwing bricks into the stream at Bandy Branch late in the night. A local alleges that this phantom gets pleasure from terrifying foolish people who come trying to find phantoms in Strawberry.
A large terrifying beast is repeatedly distinguished looking at the water by Ceder Lake Dam before dawn.
A space alien from space has been observed on a small number of instances sitting at a table in a Strawberry residence.
A colossal guinea pig may repeatedly be observed in a deserted area near Strawberry.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has sometimes been perceived walking in the middle of a dark road in the vicinity of Strawberry.
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Ghost Sightings From Strawberry
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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