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A space alien from another world can often be perceived resting in an armchair in a house in State University.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be made out repeatedly gulping blood from a glass under a streetlight in State University.
An alien from planet Saturn is from time to time made out on the water's edge of Big Creek Site 19 Reservoir trying to find a glove.
A beheaded guy has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances going through the fridge in the kitchen of a State University trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, it's sure a frightening spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A gigantic bear may once in a while be seen hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Craighead Forest County Park very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From State University
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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