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These are some lies we made up about Salem.
A massive kid has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions striding beside a deserted highway close to Salem.
An martian voyager from another galaxy may be witnessed frequently in Craft Hollow at midnight chucking pieces of wood.
Little Red Riding Hood is every so often spotted looking at the vista from the apex of Pine Hill after midnight.
The spirit of a civil war fighter has been said to have been observed on a few instances leading a guided excursion of Pinhook Bend to a party of ghosts on a dark night. It has been claimed that this individual ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Salem some decades ago.
A gargantuan koodoo has often been noticed mid stream in Bay Creek eating a chicken drumstick.
The ghost of a guy having a cross cut into his foot is repeatedly spotted downing water from Flint Spring at midnight. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you do not want to bump into before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Mars is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances at Bulls Eye Lake Dam after midnight smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Salem
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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