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These are some lies we made up about Rudy.
A gigantic pronghorn is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances walking a Terrier around midnight on a shadowy Rudy lane.
Leonardo da Vinci was distinguished watching cable in a Rudy living room after midnight.
A gargantuan elk appeared going through garbage container on a Rudy street.
A colossal reindeer was distinguished dragging a dead body from the cold water of Cedar Creek late in the night.
The spirit of a tied up lady became visible looking at the water by Beverly Hills Lake Dam in the early morning hours. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the watcher. A local says that this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Rudy.
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Ghost Sightings From Rudy
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Ghost Sightings From Rudy
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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