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These are some lies we made up about Rogers.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances traveling on a mare by the side of a road close to Rogers.
A gigantic alpaca may occasionally be noticed walking through a residence near Rogers.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been made out flickering a light by Bear Creek.
A gargantuan elephant is regularly distinguished before dawn examining Coose Hollow in detail.
A gigantic ewe has been perceived on frequent instances moving orbs about beside the water at Blackburn Arm.
An alien explorer from another world can be distinguished repeatedly in Horseshoe Bend Public Use Area late in the night looking frightening.
An ET from another galaxy has sometimes been distinguished in a phone booth in Rogers making a telephone call.
A sizeable terrifying beast is every now and then seen by Lake Atalanta Dam in the early morning hours
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looking at the water.
An extraterrestrial can now and then be seen around midnight leading a directed expedition of Cedar Bluff to a party of ghosts.
The ghost of an old lady holding a shot gun was noticed tossing chunks of concrete down at Diamond Spring after midnight. This particular ghost has been made out over and over again in this
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place. One thing's for certain, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A massive guinea pig became visible near Beaver Lake State Park stacking stones.
A gigantic cheetah was spotted guzzling blood from a beaker up on the top of Humphery Mountain.
A Seismosaurus became visible looking for an object by a desolate road next to Rogers late at night.
An martian explorer from the cosmos was witnessed staying in a deserted home in Rogers.
A colossal platypus was distinguished mounted on a moped on a dark highway next to Rogers.
A gigantic ibex has repeatedly been witnessed smoking a cigar by Buffalo National River.
A space man from Pluto is frequently seen in a home in Rogers.
A space man from deep space has allegedly been spotted on many instances in a Rogers home.
The ghost of a waitress may regularly be seen emerging in a bathroom mirror.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may be distinguished very often having a seat on a stool in a mobile home outside Rogers.
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Ghost Sightings From Rogers
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Ghost Sightings From Rogers
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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