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A lady with a machete sticking out of her head can now and then be seen in the middle of Addler Branch staring. It's been said that this particular ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Quitman many years ago. Either way, it's a creepy spirit that should be left alone.
A very large antelope has regularly been seen visiting Gooch Bend before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is frequently made out twinkling a light in Irwin Gap before sunrise.
A space invader from Venus has been perceived on frequent occasions on the peak of Beckette Mountain around midnight staring at the panorama.
An old knight's armor lacking a person inside can frequently be witnessed looking at the water by Bivans Lake Dam on a dark night. In any event, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that is better not interrupted.
A giant roebuck can be spotted often by the water at Bean Point looking chilling.
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partly transparent man clothed as the captain of a freight ship has from time to time been perceived facing the watcher in Cove Creek Recreation Area late in the night. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Quitman some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Quitman
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Ghost Sightings From Quitman
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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