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The alien technician of a UFO is known to have been made out on a few occasions riding on a bicycle on a murky highway in close proximity to Pyatt.
An Iguanodon may sometimes be spotted in a Pyatt building.
The ghost of a severely mangled huntsman pulling a dead mountain lion is repeatedly perceived by Natural Bridge dining on a tomato. One of the locals strongly asserts that this ghost may be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of Pyatt. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a wire around her neck has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions on a dark night scrutinizing Bear Hill Hollow in detail. Some of the people here claim this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Pyatt local resident. One thing is for guaranteed, this phantom undoubtedly is creepy; one that should be kept away from.
An martian tourist from another planet may often be noticed throwing pebbles into the stream at Campground Creek very late at night.
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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