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These are some lies we made up about Powhatan.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world may be spotted very often in the center of Bay Creek trying to find a hat.
An enormous bison is every now and then made out sitting in an armchair in a flat right next door to Powhatan.
The spirit of a man having half his head lost may occasionally be observed staring at the water by Doctor Ralph Joseph Lake Dam late in the night.
A huge gopher has repeatedly been perceived glugging down water from Clear Spring after midnight.
A space alien from the cosmos is regularly observed reading a pamphlet by Adams Brake.
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Ghost Sightings From Powhatan
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Ghost Sightings From Powhatan
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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