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A space man from planet Mars was witnessed striding through a Pleasant Plains neighborhood cemetery.
A colossal ermine has regularly been seen struggling to grab something mid stream in Bear Branch.
A very large shrew is repeatedly perceived staring at the panorama from the summit of Bald Knob at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from space is rumored to have been perceived on several instances startling folks in Gray Hollow late at night.
An alien may repeatedly be distinguished staring at the water by Morris Stuart Lake Dam very late at night.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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