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These are some lies we made up about Pineville.
The frightening ghost of a Hun can regularly be perceived before dawn drifting along Bailey Creek. Any which way, it's a scary phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft can be made out frequently down at Garner Spring at the stroke of midnight scraping out an outlet.
An martian vacationer from outer space has every so often been spotted by Calico Bluff piling chunks of concrete.
A space invader from Pluto is sometimes noticed swallowing blood from a container in Calico Rock Historic District at the stroke of midnight.
A huge alligator has supposedly been perceived on many occasions studying the landscape from the apex of Creswell Mountain before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Pineville
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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