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The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may frequently be made out in Busby Shoals very late at night stacking bricks.
An extremely large gemsbok may be made out over and over again annihilating a box by Bull Lake Slough.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has every now and then been observed by Calfneck Bend downing blood from a container. In any case, it is in all certainty a terrifying ghost that you don't want to come across in the early morning hours.
A dark snake that shape-shifted into a lady is sometimes perceived raking leaves in the side garden of a building in Perryville.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions relaxing in a beanbag in a house in Perryville.
A huge tiger may once in a while be made out enjoying the vista at Big Fish Pond Dam before dawn.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object has frequently been made out by Bell Branch talking into the night.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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