Patterson

 
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An enormous finch has from time to time been perceived at Devils Neck at night staring down into the water.

An extremely large gemsbok is from time to time made out peeping through apartment windows in Patterson around midnight.

A colossal buffalo is known to have been spotted on many occasions drifting by on Maple Creek after midnight.
    
Ferdinand Magellan may every so often be observed on the pinnacle of Blockade Hill on a dark night gazing at the view.

The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often perceived down beside the shore at Beard Lake smoking a cigar.

 

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