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An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may often be perceived soaring over Post Oak Flat before dawn.
A space man from another world has once in a while been spotted by Beaver Slough going berserk.
A feminine character is every so often observed at the stroke of midnight exploring Bates Hollow in detail. Local people who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Parks some decades ago.
A gigantic chameleon has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances giving a piloted tour of Papa Bend to a crowd of spirits at midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object has regularly been observed on the apex of Bill Hunt Mountain before sunrise staring at the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Parks
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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