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These are some lies we made up about Paragould.
A very large musk deer may be witnessed repeatedly looking at folks in a Paragould house through a window.
Nicolaus Copernicus has every so often been observed in a secluded zone right next door to Paragould.
A giant weasel is every so often observed flashing a flash light in Alexander Tennis Center at midnight.
An martian vacationer from another world has allegedly been made out on many instances in Eightmile Creek scaring people.
A knight's armor with no human being inside may once in a while be noticed at Arnolds Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise calling names of people.
A space alien from another planet has often been perceived on the water's edge of Arnolds Lake turning toward the eye witness.
The spirit of a woman with a sack tied around her head is regularly seen by Big Cypress Swamp screaming at the onlooker to stay away. A resident asserts that this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Paragould
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many years ago.
A Centrosaurus is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions waving to cars down a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Paragould.
A semi transparent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a vessel can repeatedly be seen sending a letter at a Paragould post office. One of the locals confidently declares that this
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ghost loves scaring foolish people who are courageous enough to upset the calm in Paragould.
A big chilling ghost may be witnessed very often burrowing an outlet outside Crowley's Ridge State Park. One thing's for sure, this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous hippopotamus has sometimes been spotted speaking into the night as if somebody else was present.
A very large pig is sometimes made out outside the entrance to Ozark National Scenic River sipping blood from a container.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform has been said to have been perceived on several instances walking a Collie at night on a shadowy Paragould residential street.
The Gingerbread Man can now and then be distinguished peeking through apartment windows in Paragould at midnight.
A space man was witnessed watching cable in a Paragould living room at midnight.
An extremely large porcupine appeared browsing through trash cans
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Ghost Sightings From Paragould
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Ghost Sightings From Paragould
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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