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These are some lies we made up about Palestine.
A big frightening giant materialized in a Palestine mobile home.
A space invader from space was distinguished flinging bricks into the current at Candy Creek very late at night.
An enormous muskrat became visible showing up in a restroom mirror.
A woman alight, holding a kerosene container was spotted resting on a stool in an apartment near Palestine. The ghost mumbled about revenging a killing. One of the people who live here firmly alleges that this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Palestine a long time ago.
A giant hedgehog was seen in Lake Poinsett State Park right by the ranger station crying out names.
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Ghost Sightings From Palestine
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Ghost Sightings From Palestine
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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