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These are some lies we made up about Omaha.
Ferdinand Magellan has frequently been distinguished startling people in Blowing Spring Hollow on a dark night.
A space invader from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on several instances at Shaw Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the panorama.
A colossal opossum can be perceived often pointing at the bystander by the shore at Shaw Lake.
The ghost of a youthful guy sporting a coat has occasionally been noticed striding through an Omaha neighborhood cemetery. In any case, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that is better not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial has been noticed on several instances in Mincy Wildlife Area after midnight covering a dead body by a big rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Omaha
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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