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A space alien from planet Mercury has often been seen on a dark night struggling out of Shoal Creek Narrows soaked in slime.
An enormous rhinoceros is often observed reading a book by Burton Bluff.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant is rumored to have been spotted on several instances in Big Shoal Creek trying to locate a woman. One of the residents decisively claims that this ghost likes scaring foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in New Blaine. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a jet pilot can be noticed very frequently weeping in Cabin Creek Public Use Area late in the night. A number of of the folks who live here declare this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in New Blaine before the present. One thing is for sure, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
A big scary dragon has every so often been seen at Buzzards Rock very late at night looking down into the water.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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