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A huge kid was spotted taking in the vista at Mud Creek Site One Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a teenage girl was noticed hauling a body from the freezing water of Baker Branch in the early morning hours. This precise ghost has been distinguished repeatedly in this place. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a creepy phantom that is preferably not messed with.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object was made out taking a rest at a table in a Newark flat discussing into the air.
The phantom of a woman having half her head gone has often been spotted in the early morning hours admiring Berkley Bluff.
A character with a skeleton face sporting dark robes is regularly witnessed trying to locate something in Davidson Hollow very late at night.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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