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These are some lies we made up about Mulberry.
The martian navigator of a UFO may often be spotted hauling a corpse over rocks in Kirksey Park very late at night.
The ghost of a tied up man can be made out repeatedly at Cottonwood Slough at the stroke of midnight chucking pieces of wood into the stream. It has been said that this exact ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Mulberry person who lived here.
An alien tourist from another galaxy is every now and then observed taking pleasure in the view at Brandenburg Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A huge crocodile has been spotted on a small number of occasions smoking a pipe in a canoe on Brandenburg Lake.
A space invader from outer space may now and then be spotted reading a pamphlet up on Boyd Mountain.
An ET was seen pacing by the side of a wild highway near Mulberry.
The phantom of a young-looking lady drenched in blood showed up before dawn creeping out of Courthouse Slough drenched in dirty water. When the eye witness showed up the ghost ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Mulberry
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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