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The spirit of a youthful Indian combatant has supposedly been made out on one or two instances screaming names by Bear Creek.
An ET from Pluto can frequently be made out looking frightening in Lake Ouachita State Park at night.
A huge dog can be observed very frequently on the shore of Gross Lake pointing at the viewer.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is sometimes seen shouting at the watcher to leave up on the highest spot of Brady Mountain.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has been witnessed on many occasions looking at the water by Bethel Dam on a dark night. Many folks who live here assert this ghost might be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Mountain Pine.
A giant warthog may from time to time be observed standing by a gloomy highway close to Mountain Pine.
William Shakespeare has repeatedly been witnessed mounding chunks of concrete in Hot Springs National Park at the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain Pine
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain Pine
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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