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These are some lies we made up about Mountain Home.
The spirit of a bound up woman can frequently be spotted on a Mountain Home lane late at night.
A space man from Saturn has from time to time been observed looking at an old man sleeping on a couch in a trailer in Mountain Home.
An extremely large squirrel is now and then made out in a convenience store in the Mountain Home vicinity.
Ferdinand Magellan has been said to have been seen on one or two instances on a dark night drifting along Dodd Creek.
A female holding her head beneath her arm can once in a while be seen staring at the water by Gardner Lake Dam on a dark night.
An enormous oryx has regularly been observed heaving boulders into Gardner Lake very late at night.
The ghost of a guy with half his head not there is frequently spotted examining Camp Spring Hollow in detail at night. One of the local residents decisively argues that this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Mountain Home long ago.
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space alien from the cosmos has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions trying on a jacket in a Mountain Home flat.
A gigantic chipmunk can frequently be observed burying a cadaver by a big boulder in Buzzard Roose Use Area at night.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may be seen over and over again at Mallard Point late in the
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night looking down into the water.
A headless female has now and then been made out snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Mountain Home.
A space man is every so often noticed on the peak of Bald Dave very late at night watching the panorama.
A massive lion has been said to have been made out on one or two occasions quite near Bull Shoals State Park demolishing a book.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may now and then be noticed performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Mountain Home home.
The spirit of a nine foot high huge guy was witnessed in Buffalo National River quite near the ranger station consuming a fish. When the witness became visible the ghost fled.
The ghost of a teen girl became visible in a mirror in a Mountain Home building; the spirit was exclusively noticeable in the mirror. The arrival of the watcher terrified the ghost who then faded away.
An alien traveler from another planet came into sight looking for a photo beside a parked Toyota in a Mountain
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Home parking lot at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain Home
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain Home
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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