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A Triceratops can frequently be made out enjoying the scenery at East Fork Point Remove Site Nine Dam around midnight.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso can be noticed repeatedly speaking into the night as if someone in addition was there.
A huge wombat has every now and then been noticed fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Overcup very late at night.
A guy with the head of a devil is now and then spotted at Brindley Creek late in the night hurling chunks of concrete into the flow.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions walking a Great Dane in the early morning hours on a dark Morrilton street.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may every now and then be noticed reasoning up on Bull Mountain.
A woman in flames, clutching a fuel tank has frequently been made out watching TV in a Morrilton living room at night. Local people who have seen this spirit assert
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this spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Morrilton in the past.
A gigantic kid is regularly seen on a Morrilton residential street before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions in Lake Dardanelle State Park by the park headquarters looking
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chilling.
A woman with a bottle-green face can regularly be noticed floating in the air like a helium balloon in Morrilton. One thing's for sure, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A giant wildcat may be spotted often gazing irritably at the viewer at Buffalo National River.
The ghost of a delivery man has now and then been perceived looking at a woman slumbering in a bed in a trailer in Morrilton. A local man alleges that this ghost may very well be a recognized days gone by local of Morrilton.
An ET from another solar system is every now and then noticed in a store in the Morrilton neighborhood.
A colossal warthog is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances trying on a jacket in a Morrilton apartment.
A space invader can occasionally be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Morrilton.
A female figure was perceived in a Morrilton highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise marching
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the corridors. This phantom is enormously active in this neighborhood; there have been numerous other accounts of this exact phantom. One of the residents steadfastly alleges that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Morrilton.
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Ghost Sightings From Morrilton
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Ghost Sightings From Morrilton
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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