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These are some lies we made up about Marvell.
A big scary ghost became visible having a slice of pizza by Cypress Swamp. The appearance of the eye witness terrified the spirit who then vanished. Based on what the residents argue, this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Marvell. Nevertheless, this is a bad phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous grizzly bear emerged down next to the shore at Cargo Slash smoking a pipe.
A space alien from planet Jupiter was perceived at Givins Branch in the early morning hours flinging boulders into the current.
An ET from another galaxy was observed going through garbage cans on a Marvell lane.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman having on a confederate uniform has often been noticed floating in the air like a blimp in Marvell. Folks who have spotted this spirit claim this spirit is the stressed soul of a long gone Marvell resident. In any case, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost
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that should be left alone.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly made out gazing at a woman sleeping on the floor in a flat in Marvell.
A Seismosaurus can repeatedly be perceived trying on a jacket in a Marvell trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Marvell
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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