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These are some lies we made up about Marianna.
A gigantic wolf was distinguished concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Atkins Park before dawn.
A space alien materialized on the apex of Robinson Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise monitoring the panorama.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy was witnessed being carried by a camel by the side of a highway in close proximity to Marianna.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has often been seen by Bear Creek Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water. One of the locals strongly claims that this phantom is that of a person who had a house here in Marianna a long time ago.
An ET from another world is frequently noticed scrambling out of Cow Bayou drenched in filth at midnight.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances gazing down into the water at Beaver Point at night.
Aladdin may regularly be observed wandering through an apartment near Marianna.
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alien traveler from outer space may be perceived very often throwing boulders into the stream at Bear Creek at night.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been seen at a pay phone in Marianna making a phone call.
A giant prairie dog is sometimes spotted sniveling in Village Creek State Park right by the ranger station.
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extraterrestrial is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two instances marching through a Marianna vicinity graveyard.
A black as coal dog that shifted shape into a woman may occasionally be noticed struggling to say something along a wild road in close proximity to Marianna at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a down-and-out guy has repeatedly been seen being in a neglected structure in Marianna.
The ghost of a young cowboy is regularly witnessed riding on a Harley on a shady highway in the vicinity of Marianna. Nonetheless, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has allegedly been perceived on a few instances in an apartment in Marianna.
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Ghost Sightings From Marianna
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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