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These are some lies we made up about Madison.
An alien from another world has occasionally been observed hauling a dead body from the cold water of Crow Creek after midnight.
A giant burro is from time to time seen by Gibson Eddy late at night shouting names of people.
A massive chameleon may from time to time be distinguished looking chilling beside the water at Pickens Point.
An exceptionally bloodcurdling spirit was seen stopping by Berry Bend around midnight. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a few additional sightings of this individual ghost. One thing is for certain, it's without a doubt a creepy phantom that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
The ghost of an elderly woman hauling a firearm came into view throwing stones into Beaty Lake before dawn. The eye witness escaped immediately after she witnessed the phantom. A resident says that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Madison many years ago.
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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