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Rapunzel can occasionally be made out trying on a hat in a Lonoke mobile home.

A very large dog was perceived in Ketchum Park at midnight slurping root beer.

A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun emerged climbing out from a storm drain on a Lonoke residential road before sunrise. This is one of those spirits that is observed often close at hand.

Leonardo da Vinci was observed before sunrise scrambling out of Brushy Slough drenched in filth.
An martian explorer from outer space appeared at Brownsville Branch late in the night hurling pieces of wood into the flowing water.

A semi decomposed human corpse was distinguished staring across Pocket Prairie at the stroke of midnight. The witness ran off right after he noticed the phantom.

A space man from planet Saturn was made out poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Lonoke.

An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has often been spotted playing a fiddle in a Lonoke mobile home.

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