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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
The phantom of a woman having numbers carved into her leg has supposedly been observed on many instances by Cantrell Lake Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
Goldilocks can be perceived frequently swallowing water from Cove Spring late at night.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her heart has occasionally been seen weeping by Beatty Branch. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A lady having the head of a demon is occasionally noticed down beside the waterfront at Lincoln Lake yelling. Locals who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost loves frightening foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Lincoln. In any case, it is certainly a terrifying phantom that is rather not upset.
The ghost of a man with half his head gone has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances struggling to state something under a lamppost in Lincoln. No matter what, this phantom undoubtedly
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is scary; one that you would not want to meet before dawn.
The ghost of a youthful lady having on a bloody wedding dress can every now and then be seen flashing a lamp up on the peak of Bell Mountain.
An alien explorer from another solar system was observed staggering from home to home at the stroke of midnight on a Lincoln avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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