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These are some lies we made up about Lakeview.
A sizeable creepy ghost can be spotted very often walking a Bulldog at midnight on a murky Lakeview road. One thing is for certain, it's a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
An ET from another solar system has occasionally been spotted pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Bruce Creek very late at night.
The phantom of a chained up guy is from time to time spotted looking across Trimble Flat late at night. A local person says that this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish people who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Lakeview.
The ghost of a bum has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions taking pleasure in the surroundings at Bull Shoals Dam late in the night. In any case, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood can once in a while be perceived trying to locate an object down beside the waterfront at Bull Shoals Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Lakeview
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Ghost Sightings From Lakeview
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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