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These are some lies we made up about Lake City.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big beard and an eye patch was perceived appearing menacing in Saint Francis Sunken Lands State Wildlife Management Area at midnight. This specific ghost has been noticed time and again in this spot.
A colossal pony was noticed struggling to deposit a cadaver in Bagwell Slough late in the night.
The ghost of a flight attendant was spotted in the early morning hours glancing across Grapevine Island. There have been other stories on the subject of this spirit in the vicinity.
A space alien from Saturn was observed at a coin operated phone in Lake City making a phone call.
Archimedes has repeatedly been witnessed throwing chunks of concrete down a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Lake City late in the night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is regularly spotted standing by a wild highway in the vicinity of Lake City.
A huge alpaca has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions swallowing blood from a glass at the entrance to Crowley's Ridge State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake City
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Ghost Sightings From Lake City
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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