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These are some lies we made up about Lafe.
A fantastically bloodcurdling ghost may be observed frequently down beside the waterfront at W H Spence Lake attempting to verbalize something.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has occasionally been observed struggling to capture something by Big Creek.
An enormous jackal is once in a while observed at Dickeys Lake Dam in the early morning hours reflecting.
A gigantic coati has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions traveling on a stallion beside a highway close to Lafe.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be observed staggering through a residence near Lafe.
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Ghost Sightings From Lafe
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Ghost Sightings From Lafe
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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