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These are some lies we made up about Knoxville.
The ghost of a young lady dressed in a bloody prom dress may be observed often on the peak of Bluebaugh Hill very late at night watching the surroundings.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been distinguished in Cabin Creek Public Use Area in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a dead body by a big rock.
A colossal grizzly bear has purportedly been made out on a few instances in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Collins Shoals in detail.
A massive parakeet may from time to time be spotted by Bee Bluff attempting to snatch something.
An enormous chinchilla was observed by Harris Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Knoxville
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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